The one thing that drives me nuts that 'young' fellas say irrespective of how 'old' you are that they love an older woman. The younger the chap/lad the more they persist.

Oh give me a break fellas - I'm now 59 and I'd loath a man of 90 odd crawling all over me - wrinkled, bald, no teeth or what there are left have gone an 'orrible yellow colour, rheumy eyes, grey pubes, crabby feet, saggy skin - need I say more?

Why on earth can they not fancy women their own age? Women in their teens are in mint condition for heavens sake !!!