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How to shower like a woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioed in laundry basket according to lights and dark's
Look at your womanly phisique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit up's, leg lift's ect....
Use face cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean
Condition your hair with Graprfruit enhanced mint conditioner
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red
Wash rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa body wash
Wash conditioner off hair
Shave armpit's and leg's
Turn off shower and squeejie off all wet surfaces
Spray walls with mould remover
Dry body with towel the size of a small country
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel

How to shower like a man
Take off clothes whilst sitting on edge of bed and leave them in a pile
Walk naked to the bathroom
If you see wife on the way, shake willy at her making "woo woo" sound
Admire your willy in the mirror and scratch your balls
Get in the shower wash face and armpit's
Blow your nose in your hand's and let the water rinse them off
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower
Wash your private's and bum leaving your course hairs stuck to the soap
Wash your hair and make a shampoo mohawk
Wee
Rinse off and get out of shower
Partially dry off
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time
Admire willy size in mirror again
Leave shower curtain dripping, puddles of water on floor, light and fan on
Return to bedroom with towel round waist
If you pass the wife on the way , rip off towel and shake willy at her making "woo woo" sound at her again
Throw wet towel on bed

Think us women are going wrong somewhere!