in a cubboard!!
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and
hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also
comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the
little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '£250'
A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the
lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'The lover, remembering the last
time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy - '£750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your
boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'
Boy - '£1,000.'
The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going
to take you to church and make you confess.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit
in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again. You're in my
cupboard now.'
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