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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

05. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

06. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

07. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

08. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

09. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"

And last but not least:

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."