3 body turn up at the mortury all wiv smiles on their faces. Copper asks the coroner,"y they all smilin?"
Coroner says
" 1st guy died of a heart attack shagging his wife"
" 2nd guy won the lottery, spent it on whiskey and died of alcohol poisoning"
" 3rd was different, Paddy from Ireland"

Copper says " y he different"
Coroner says " Twat thought he was havin his picture taken"