Dear Agony Aunt Shell
Please help me ... my life is shit... i'm 41, fat and ugly, i hate my job and I am skint until payday... the weather is great and do i get a chance to lie outside..do i hell cos i have to go to a cackhole called work where my boss will no doubt piss me off in the first 5 mins. I also am deformed due to surgery on my leg ffs
I have tried all the usual things like buying lottery tickets so I can retire and get liposuction and plastic surgery but i havent won anything yet...
Even my so called mates keep nicking my highscores in the arcade sob !!
Your advice would be appreciated
Shazza xxxx
