Some problem page funnies

A selection of amusing problem page letters

DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid- twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

DEAR ABBY: I've been married for six years and have five kids. No twins. My husband still wants to have sex every night and sometimes in the morning too. I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he says that is his hobby.

DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

DEAR ABBY: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

DEAR ABBY: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a reliable illegitimate doctor?

DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

DEAR ABBY: Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.

DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

DEAR ABBY: I met this nice guy who was in the service. He's the chief petting officer.

[sky]

Lmao, knew when you found yr way to the new forums it would liven up.xx

Hehe cant get rid of me that easily lol.............try harder next time!!

[sky]

Aww would't want to get rid of ya hun (sky sniggers).lol loves ya.xx

[shazzababie]

another gd post hun xxxx

pmsl verity that one ace thought i was one of them {the one with the five yrs }but then i read on to the bit bout it bein his hobby lol chance b a fine thing with j lol

Well done verity hun lol loved it !!

lol good post verity pet had me in stitches xxx

[betty b]

pmsl hahah well done

hahah that had me in sticthes hun keep it up u nutter