men are like

[betty b]

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like .Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ....Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Men are like....fed up with lazy women with nothing to do but post about men while they're at work

[pete8242]

seaton
i salute you

Woman only slag men of to hide the faults thay have in themself, the best form of defense is attack, thay would be bloody lost without us keeping them in check.

[sky]

Could be right there Seaton, everyone has their faults, male and female but knowing you have them is the first step to doing anything about it.lol.

[betty b]

Originally Posted by goldymark

Woman only slag men of to hide the faults thay have in themself, the best form of defense is attack, thay would be bloody lost without us keeping them in check.

then you better had run hadnt you...

I ain't going to run...I know all my faults and I'm happy to be with them. Goldymark was right the only people that point out such an extensive list of faults are the one's who have them themselves. They don't like it either when the accusation is at them.

[pete8242]

im bloody perfect actually
i have no faults whatsoever
well im too damn handsome

[betty b]

Originally Posted by seaton

Men are like....fed up with lazy women with nothing to do but post about men while they're at work

so as i posted that... does that make me lazy??

Must have had not a lot to do that day. To come up with such a list.