Every question has an answer

Why do men whistle on the toilet?
It helps them to remember which end to wipe.

What's the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?
When you're driving in fog, you can't see the a***hole in front of you.

Why is sex like a bungee jump?
It's over in no time and if the rubber breaks, you're in trouble.

What's the difference between a man and a jellybean?
Jellybeans come in different colours.

What's the difference between a man and a condom?
Condoms aren't thick and insensitive these days.

Why is a hangover better than a man?
A hangover is usually gone by lunchtime.

Why are men like cowpats?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of an ugly man?
A tattoo.

What's the best thing about a nudist wedding?
It's easy to spot the best man.

Why is a woman like a tv remote?
Because a man will just sit there pushing buttons randomly till something happens.

Why is a man like a dining table?
They both have an extra bit that extends for entertaining.

Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Why is cheap larger like having sex in a canoe?
They're both f*cking close to water.

What's the definition of a sl*g?
A woman with the morals of a man.

ace one hun so true ;lol

lol verity thanks for answering those questions hehe

hahaahaha love it hun xxxxxxxxxxx

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OMG all them questions I had in my head to be answered, and you sorted it for me hun thank you very much pmsl xxxxxx