Who's the boss?

[sky]

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your trousers." she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

Originally Posted by sky

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

"I can't wear your trousers." she said.

"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"

She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."

I love that one, heard it years ago and vowed to remember the panties bit for my wedding night, even if he doesnt dare try the trouser bit with me lol................god i'm evil!!!

[shazzababie]

actually my pants are like parachutes so they would probs be too big for Billy lol .......

Bridget Jones eat ur heart out !!

Originally Posted by shazzababie

actually my pants are like parachutes so they would probs be too big for Billy lol .......

Bridget Jones eat ur heart out !!

mine r like parachutes for elephants ffs but who cares, pete still mite have to work hard and make it worth my while if he want to get into them pmsl

[sky]

Pmsl I beat the pair of you coz I wear attwols tents as grots.lol.

mine just disserper up me bum pmsl

[betty b]

well shaz in case of a mega need how do big knickers save ur life..

1) jump out the window and hold the above ur head in case of fire.
2)ur drownding in the sea tie a big knot in them and use them as a float.
3)you got lost in the highlands on a snowy night.. just wrap ur self rite up.
4)your kidnapped and made to strip off to ur underwear and ur a little shy about ur bottom dimples... well no need to blush they cover the lot.
5)you bend over and rip ur trousers.. no A hole on show.

2 reasons why not to wear cheese greaters...

1) ur pulling them out ur arse all day.. sooo not sexy.
2) on a cold day u can feel the wind whistle up ur mistle(fadge).

pmsl..............omg betty u made me laugh so much I nearly peed in me normous nick nocks lol

and the third reason not to wear a thong (chesse graters as betty puts it lol)
is= when some one gives you a wedgey it realy hurts !!! and the strings tend to snap pmsl but sadly i pay the price for fashion even if no one sees them lol

[betty b]

lol... i even made my self laugh at that...