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Old 11-04-08, 10:21 AM
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Angry First time, Skips story

Skip wrote:


I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to
buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the
store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her
blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have muc time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I
could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few
minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted!




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Old 11-04-08, 10:51 AM
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roflmao that ace one loving it
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Old 11-04-08, 11:09 AM
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pmsl i love that one
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Old 11-04-08, 12:16 PM
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lmfto nice 1
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Old 11-04-08, 02:06 PM
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nice 1 mate she me panickin by now m8 u just made her feel an arse
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i like that one!
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Old 11-04-08, 04:34 PM
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defo best one i heard for a while..very funny
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Old 11-04-08, 08:21 PM
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excellent jazzy
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