husband store

[betty b]

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from
a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs
and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs,love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads Floor 4 -These
men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store

[shazzababie]

pmsl... i would have gone for floor 6 n all !!!

[foxydebs]

I like it pmsl, not heard a good one like that for ages xxxxxxxx

[jazzy]

good one lol

[pete8242]

lol
u lying bitches
youz lot would have gone for the first man that was there as your all uncontrolable hussies
lmfao

[jaydee]

i like it lmfao

Typical.... anything thats in a store will attract a woman....retail therapy! They tell us off for paying for sex!

good 1

[shazzababie]

Originally Posted by seaton

Typical.... anything thats in a store will attract a woman....retail therapy! They tell us off for paying for sex!

OMG do YOU pay for sex Seaton ??????????

Originally Posted by seaton

Typical.... anything thats in a store will attract a woman....retail therapy! They tell us off for paying for sex!

pmsl yer and thereon about bringing in 2000 pound fines if your found paying for it now and there on about nameing and shameing in the courts pmsl you will have to find a new hobby now guys lmfao