The career ambitions of babies

[sky]

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.
The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."

The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!"

The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"

He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.

pmsl hun thats got to b one of the best ive heard in ages lolace one

lmao tht was hilarious

made me laugh

sky u r doing a great job of keepin us all entertained, keep it up hun!!!!

lol that made me have a chuckle to myself infact i made mr dj get up n read it too lol

I had sex with a pregnant woman once. I dont know how far gone she was but when I put it in something bit it !

Originally Posted by DJMissb

lol that made me have a chuckle to myself infact i made mr dj get up n read it too lol

I do that when I find a funny joke, either that or make pete turn the telly down so I can read it to him...........9 out of 10 times he says was that it pmsl, must mean i'm easily amused I suppose............well yeah I guess I am!!

[betty b]

That wud be the sack seaton...wud you realy wanna poke a un born baby in the head 4 real with that thing... eww noooooooo, so wrong in so many ways... thank god 4 that sack.

And you have to be huge to be able to push that man hood up into the womb... poor woman.. id bite ya.

so i ask you seaton ... dose that make you hung like a donkey..??

[sky]

Lmao good one Seaton.


Hey woccy can we have a daily joke thread added I know there's a thread space for jokes anyway but it would be cool to have one that's updated daily. I'll start it off (although my warped sense of humor might not be everyone's cup of char) just an idea..