P.m.s

[sky]

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if, by some miracle, they actually found the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged across two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE RUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THIS HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS....

I'm sorry... what did you ask me?

[loopychops]

pmsl is that rug thingy ya makein for me starting to bug u now oh happy one

[sky]

Touch it and I break yr neck... simple init.pmsl.

[loopychops]

youve missed a bit lol

[Barwench]

sky have you been listening in at my door?

[sky]

Originally Posted by Barwench

sky have you been listening in at my door?

Yep I sure have hun.lol

[xhr4661]

I go tP.M.S. and a sotgun ......................................
Any questions????????????????????????

pmsl those poor men dont know what to do when a woman has pms other than run... ruuuuuuuuuuuun!!!
and so they flippin well should coz if it wasnt for them we wouldnt have pms... and its only pms for one week of the month, the other 3 weeks is just down to their sheer stupidity!

my ex wife was a schizophrenic and had 7 personalities...... they all fecking nagged and suffered big time from pms!!!!

P.M.S = pass my shotgun lol