What Men Need Most

[betty b]

awww pete u nearly had me feeling sorry 4 u then......bless

[pete8242]

i forgot to put 6 times a day at the bottom as well
lmfao

lol just sumthin a man would do serves em right lol wicked!!!

[betty b]

there naughty and need to be told off. pete go to my room. NOW and take deany with you.

[pete8242]

go to your room?
cant i just be publicly executed instead?
its over quickly and you dont have to live the rest of your life with the shame
lmfao

What Men Need Most

Quite frankly the only thing men need most is a tape measure in INCHES. They all seem to have such a problem with size and 10 centimetres isn't big. Now if you're talking inches, that's a different story !!!

its like something out of confessions of a window cleaner... pmsl...
however stick to your day job boys...

confessions of a husband:
1) Yes I am actually under the proverbial thumb
2) Yes my wife wears the trousers... and finally
3) Yes my wife is always right

mwah

One day, my darling fiance will see the light and realise, just because we as the fella do things you as the lass want us to.. it doesn't mean we are 'under the thumb'.
It means we either want to see you happy, or can't be bothered with the ear ache you'll give us if we don't do 'as we are told'. Every woman on the planet regardless of how much they may say "i'm not your mother so don't expect me to do things for you like she would".. can't help but act like our mothers anyway.

List:

1) Going shopping - Oops I forgot sorry = I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY!
2) Continued from shopping - You try on some shoes, the women will ask us as the man to "WALK UP AND DOWN" the store as if we are in the street to 'test' the newly accquired footwear.
3) Stubble - Go and have a shave love, you look like a yetti, you're not going to impress anyone looking like that.
4) You manage to get a mark on your clothes.. woman will say "take it off and i'll wash it for you".
5) Sitting down relaxing - You're so lazy, you do nothing around here, go and tidy the bedroom i'm not cleaning up after you ANYMORE!, and so we wonder off to do as we are 'told' then get disturbed by a mad woman with a vein sticking out of her temple looking like it's ready to explode taking both her and us with it, snarling like an angry wilderbeast and says "Leave it! I'll DO IT!" then mumbles to herself "If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.. blah blah pfft pfft mnmnmnmnm father"


The list goes on..
Gentlemen, please feel free to add to this list.

Ladies, keep dreaming.. behind every great man is an even greater woman.. but behind the greater woman is a shelf the man put up which has a stereo sat on it invented by a man.

lol he always has to have the last word.

^^^ posted by xBluexEyesx