Things guys say...

[nattybatty]

Originally Posted by PoisonIvy

The one thing that drives me nuts that 'young' fellas say irrespective of how 'old' you are that they love an older woman. The younger the chap/lad the more they persist.

Oh give me a break fellas - I'm now 59 and I'd loath a man of 90 odd crawling all over me - wrinkled, bald, no teeth or what there are left have gone an 'orrible yellow colour, rheumy eyes, grey pubes, crabby feet, saggy skin - need I say more?

Why on earth can they not fancy women their own age? Women in their teens are in mint condition for heavens sake !!!

im 24 and feeling older byt the day pmsl but................. i have me own teeth n me boos point north and an older man is good lmfao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Originally Posted by nattybatty

im 24 and feeling older byt the day pmsl but................. i have me own teeth n me boos point north and an older man is good lmfao xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

yay natty im 24 also and agree with all the rest.

[pete8242]

they say the older the grape the sweeter tasting the wine
but you cant make wine from a fooking raisin
i prefer me grapes fresh from the vine
lmfao

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww just the idea of a prune looking at me freeks me out - young flesh is best ta lol

[riffraff]

he says: honey, i'm home!
he means: why isn't there a beer in my hand yet!?

he says: of course i'm listening, sweetie.
he means: you call that a challenge, ref!? that was a flagrant foul, you idiot!!!... hmmm, i wonder what my girl is blabberin' about...

he says: can't eat, hon, runnin' late...
he means: you really think i married you for your cookin' skills??

he says: can you rub my back?
he means: can you rub my c-ck?

he says: i'm tired tonight, babe.
he means: "big booty babes" was an excellent movie!

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