Things guys say...

HE SAYS : I'm going to order 2 portions of chips.
HE MEANS : I'm fed up of you saying you don't want chips and then nicking mine off my plate.

HE SAYS : I don't think the new high-waisted style of trousers looks good on women.
HE MEANS : Please,please don't spend any more money on clothes.

HE SAYS : Sorry i didn't text you back,i ran out of credit.
HE MEANS : I was in the pubs with my mates and forgot.

Whats the one thing guaranteed to get your man to suggest a candlelit dinner?
A power failure.

[sukisue]

Originally Posted by bebeigm

HE SAYS : I'm going to order 2 portions of chips.
HE MEANS : I'm fed up of you saying you don't want chips and then nicking mine off my plate.

HE SAYS : I don't think the new high-waisted style of trousers looks good on women.
HE MEANS : Please,please don't spend any more money on clothes.

HE SAYS : Sorry i didn't text you back,i ran out of credit.
HE MEANS : I was in the pubs with my mates and forgot.

Whats the one thing guaranteed to get your man to suggest a candlelit dinner?
A power failure.

he says:do you want a cup of tea he meansut the kettle on love and make me a buttie he says: look , i bought you these flowers he means: the girl selling them was wearing a very short skirt

[betty b]

Originally Posted by sukisue

he says:do you want a cup of tea he meansut the kettle on love and make me a buttie he says: look , i bought you these flowers he means: the girl selling them was wearing a very short skirt

lol hahaha see im learning more about men every time i read these forums.

[starstruck]

He says you look nice tonight..
He means...Can we have sex
He says your friend is nice
He means...I could sh.g her!
He says I prefer you in the other dress
He means.....Your arse looks huge in that!
He says shall we shower together tonight
He means,,,,You stink!
He says why dont you wear that hat i bought you
He means....Your hair looks a mess
He says wear your jeans darling
He means....Your varicose veins look awful!
He says dont wait up i might be late home
He means ....I met this bird and im on a promise
He says he does'nt fancy sex tonight
He means ....i caught a dose from that bird the other night!

[jayjay]

Originally Posted by starstruck

He says you look nice tonight..
He means...Can we have sex
He says your friend is nice
He means...I could sh.g her!
He says I prefer you in the other dress
He means.....Your arse looks huge in that!
He says shall we shower together tonight
He means,,,,You stink!
He says why dont you wear that hat i bought you
He means....Your hair looks a mess
He says wear your jeans darling
He means....Your varicose veins look awful!
He says dont wait up i might be late home
He means ....I met this bird and im on a promise
He says he does'nt fancy sex tonight
He means ....i caught a dose from that bird the other night!

star me a senior too nw yeeeeaaah neway these sterotypes of us men are dreadful we are caring sensitive kind intelligent and always keep u women happy oh and gud joke lol

why are men sex mad llf

[shazzababie]

lol and woman aint ????

Originally Posted by shazzababie

lol and woman aint ????

oh yes they are!!!!!!!

me thinks shazza is right! good shout shazza.

women can be just as rampent as men , we just hide it so much better lol (ever heard the rule never do it on your own doorstep, lol)

The one thing that drives me nuts that 'young' fellas say irrespective of how 'old' you are that they love an older woman. The younger the chap/lad the more they persist.

Oh give me a break fellas - I'm now 59 and I'd loath a man of 90 odd crawling all over me - wrinkled, bald, no teeth or what there are left have gone an 'orrible yellow colour, rheumy eyes, grey pubes, crabby feet, saggy skin - need I say more?

Why on earth can they not fancy women their own age? Women in their teens are in mint condition for heavens sake !!!