Posted 27-05-08 at 07:40 PM by
:puke: a couple were gettin frisky in a field. After givin her oral sex he said "wow, i wish i had a torch". "so do i", she said. "you've been eatin grass for the past ten mins :stupido2:" A man goes to a tattoo artist and says "i'd like you 2 tattoo a 1-hundred pound note on2 my dick" the tattoo artist totaly surprised replied "thta cud hurt a lot, y wud u want a 1-hundred pound note on your dick?" the man answers "3 reasons, 1-i like 2 watch my money grow; i lie 2 play wi my money; AND 3,next time my wife wants to blow a hundred quid she wont have to leave the house":five:
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