How to shower!

[nattybatty]

couldnt be bothered reading all that soz lol :kiss:

[gizmo26]

ill tell you how not to shower!dont do it when ur drunk!!!

[bonky]

Originally Posted by gizmo26

ill tell you how not to shower!dont do it when ur drunk!!!

or with your clothes still on lol

[dtonge2002]

i share a house so i have to make sure my undies arent left in there , wear a dressing gown on the way out etc... and i dont have a mrs to shake it at . so i dont say woo woo either

[gizmo26]

i didnt think u wore undies dt??how disappointing huh?xxxxx

[theresa]

aint looked at all posts but by headin u lot need help lmao u turn on shower u step inside get all wet soap ureselves down n enjoy the water splashing on ure body if ure kinky then rest is up to you nothing like soaping a guys private bits getting it watered down then giving it a good ..........................

[theresa]

dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy with a towel honest thats what i was going to say trust you lot to think otherwise

[bonky]

Originally Posted by theresa

aint looked at all posts but by headin u lot need help lmao u turn on shower u step inside get all wet soap ureselves down n enjoy the water splashing on ure body if ure kinky then rest is up to you nothing like soaping a guys private bits getting it watered down then giving it a good ..........................

put the hot water on im cumming over lmao

[riffraff]

you forgot:

how to shower with a woman:

leave a trail of clothes on the way to the bathroom, hurrying so you can at least get SOME hot water.

move your arse to the back as she steps in, hogs the water, and leaves you soapy and cold.

hope she's in the mood for a bathroom quickie, to no avail.

rinse the dry soap off with the cold water she was nice enough to leave you with after she stepped out.