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29-03-08, 07:27 AM
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How to shower!
How to shower like a woman
Take off clothes and place them sectioed in laundry basket according to lights and dark's Look at your womanly phisique in the mirror, make mental note to do more sit up's, leg lift's ect.... Use face cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean Condition your hair with Graprfruit enhanced mint conditioner Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red Wash rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa body wash Wash conditioner off hair Shave armpit's and leg's Turn off shower and squeejie off all wet surfaces Spray walls with mould remover Dry body with towel the size of a small country Wrap hair in super absorbent towel How to shower like a man Take off clothes whilst sitting on edge of bed and leave them in a pile Walk naked to the bathroom If you see wife on the way, shake willy at her making "woo woo" sound Admire your willy in the mirror and scratch your balls Get in the shower wash face and armpit's Blow your nose in your hand's and let the water rinse them off Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower Wash your private's and bum leaving your course hairs stuck to the soap Wash your hair and make a shampoo mohawk Wee Rinse off and get out of shower Partially dry off Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time Admire willy size in mirror again Leave shower curtain dripping, puddles of water on floor, light and fan on Return to bedroom with towel round waist If you pass the wife on the way , rip off towel and shake willy at her making "woo woo" sound at her again Throw wet towel on bed Think us women are going wrong somewhere!
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29-03-08, 07:56 AM
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Good grief what a palava - I just stand under the thing and turn the tap on !!!
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29-03-08, 09:00 AM
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19-04-08, 10:35 AM
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eden (my son) brought this subject up the other morning, he came out with the statement ' women only spend so much time in the bathroom because they stink and use make up cause their so dam ugly ' charmer ent he ! hes heading for sale on e bay i tell yas lol , or mabe i do spend to much time in there lol never !
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19-04-08, 10:54 AM
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funny but true lol
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19-04-08, 12:28 PM
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i don't shake my willy making 'woo woo' noises...... more of a 'woo hoo'.
................. but the rest is true though!!! 
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19-04-08, 01:18 PM
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Sorry but I'm obviously not a typical woman - always in a dash to get out of the house!!!
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19-04-08, 05:42 PM
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i dont need a shower to go running round the house making woo woo noises with my tackle hanging out
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