True Friendship

"True" Friendship None of that Sissy Crap


Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry $?@?! who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because you are my friend".



Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

verity where u get these all from share hun please lol

U should have realised by now I dont share, I am far too selfish for that lol and anyway, wot else am I meant to do at daft o'clock in the morning???? so I come here and post a load of drivel for u lot hehehehe

dont stop hun keep them coming xxxxxxxx

[foxydebs]

I love reading all these its well wicked and funny xxxxxxx

Glad I keep u amused lol, will bring out a few more from my stash for the new year, when I am properly awake that is