Anonymous.

Swifty89 · #1 (**permalink**) 08-05-08, 03:28 PM

due to much requests i thought id provide u all with some information about anonymous.
anonymous is a group of people on the internet who refuse to identify themselves by anything other than Anonymous.
they have no leader and hence cannot be stopped
they describe themselves as:

Anonymous is the source of 90% of all internet truth and justice. Anonymous is void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy. Those who perform reckless actions or oppose Anonymous will be eliminated. Failure is not tolerated. Enemies of Anonymous are those who are not Anonymous. Enemies are to be dealt with swiftly and with great justice. Anonymous must work as one. No single Anonymous knows everything. You are. I am. Everyone is. Anonymous is humanity when the gloves come off.

Anonymous is not a person, nor is it a group: Anonymous is an idea. A movement. An anonymous collective, left to its own devices, quickly builds its own society out of rage and hate. Anonymous is not so much unlike other web communities, we have in-jokes, culture, extended debates, etc, just like everyone else. The difference, and the reason we visit other communities is that we have a need to be harassed by "nannying" moderators. Here, there isn't anyone to do that - yet long and productive edit wars spring up at about the rate you'd never tolerate elsewhere, on topics you'd never believe. We have no leader, no pretentious douchebag or group thereof to set in stone what Anonymous is and is not about. We don't dare to lead for will but rather break the "bridge" instead.

Swifty89 · #2 (**permalink**) 08-05-08, 03:30 PM

Anonymous is Legion. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget.

Anonymous is the only page on encyclopedia dramatica that takes itself seriously.

Anonymous is devoid of humanity, morality, pity, and mercy.

Anonymous works as one, because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

Anonymous cannot be harmed, no matter how many Anonymous may fall in battle.

Anonymous takes all attempts to harm Anonymous seriously.

Anonymous only undertakes Serious Business.

Anonymous is everywhere.

Anonymous is nowhere.

Anonymous cannot be out-numbered.

Anonymous is a hydra, constantly moving, constantly changing. Remove one head, and ten replace it.

Anonymous reinforces its ranks exponentially at need.

Anonymous has no weakness or flaw.

Anonymous exploits all weaknesses and flaws.

Anonymous doesn't have a family or friends.

Anonymous is your family and friends.

Anonymous is not your friend.

Anonymous is not your personal army.

Anonymous is in control at all times.

Anonymous does not accept failure, Anonymous delivers.

Anonymous has no identity.

Anonymous cannot be betrayed.

Anonymous are created as equals.

Anonymous is a choice.

Anonymous obeys the Code.

Anonymous has seen Fight Club too many times.

Anonymous is your fucking khakis.

Anonymous is to be expected.

Anonymous does not wear fanny packs.

Anonymous will always break the bridge.

Anonymous knows what your mom said last night.

Anonymous is the undisputed King of the Internets.

Any attempts to harm Anonymous are taken seriously, and will be met with fierce retaliation.

Anonymous never forgives, never forgets, and has been known to invoke Rule 34 at any given moment.

Don't mess with Anonymous.

Breaking the Code of Anonymous is said to result in a horrific fate similar to Alex Wuori's. (death by felching)

PROTIP: Do not confuse Anonymous with;

User:Anonymous or
Some random anonymous pussy or
Mr. Legion

Swifty89 · #3 (**permalink**) 08-05-08, 03:33 PM

Anonymous has no specific agenda, save doing it for the lulz. This is an agenda that those who are not Anonymous fail to find the sense in; and thus the enemies of Anonymousare numerous and diverse.

LULZ KILLERZ
Tom Serson
Neocons
News Corp
John McCain
Church of Scientology
Fags
Gay Diamond
Paul Fetch
FBI
Attention whores
Government
Censorship
DEA
CIA
Eric Bauman
Copyright Laws
FCC
RIAA
Ryulong
Intellectual Checkmate
Tim Couch
Jack Thompson
Frank Hibbard
Tom Cruise
Atlanta Dekalb Police
Clearwater Police
Retarded Hypocrites like this Jew
Rick Astley
Everything
Anything
You

Swifty89 · #4 (**permalink**) 08-05-08, 03:47 PM

Authored on /b/day, the Declaration of /b/ Independence was (and still is) the essential document that separates Anon's ties to his homeland:

When in the course of /b/tard events, it becomes necessary for anonymous to set forth the shackles of oppression we set forth on the Furfag mods of 4chan.org.
They have plundered our posts, and deprived us of our jailbait.
They have forced upon us their twisted ideology of "Furry Fandom."
They have deprived us of our ability to fight our enemies, forcing us to submit to the wishes of the Furfag overlords.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated bans from our homeland. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free anonymous.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the Anonymous States of /b/, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Anonymous of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That /b/ is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the 4chan Crown, and that all political connection between /b/ and the State of 4chan, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
We are Anonymous. We are /b/. Our home is no longer on 4chan. In these times of unrest, we have formed the State of 7chan.org as our new sovereign nation on the World Wide Internet.
Signed, Anonymous
Though Anonymous has since been shifting between many *chan sites since /b/-day, this document is still important to the status of Anonymous, which defines them as independent of wherever their 'home' may happen to be. From the authoring of this precious document to present day, Anonymous would get full credit for Anon's doings, and not their home. This has since led to the /i/ slogan "Anon gets the credit, *chan gets the blame." In actuality, Anonymous raiders often claim to be from eBaum's World or Gaia Online, though whether any raid victims have actually been stupid enough to fall for it and hit Anonymous's enemies with a misdirected "counterattack" is unknown.

Swifty89 · #5 (**permalink**) 08-05-08, 03:49 PM

Pyromaniacs lusting after the flames that consume humanity.
Right or wrong? No. We destroy for destruction's sake.
Strauss warned that this accommodating culture would become stagnant.
He feared that materialism would leave philosophy barren.
This apathy toward transcendent truth would breed nihilism.
Welcome to nihilism made manifest in Western Civilization.
Strauss described nihilism as strong or weak.
Strong were the Nazis, who worshipped might and power to destroy.
Weak are the hollow McMansions, strip malls, and emo kids.
Little did he realize weak nihilism would fester in the tubes.
Strong nihilism has emerged in resentment of a superfluous society.
To fear us is to fear everything. To not fear us is suicide.
Anonymous has achieved a persona.
Anthropologists would call it a “death cult.”
We have subjugated our individuality for our thirst for hatred.
Anonymous moves as a force of nature. Our thirst grows.
You will never know when we are watching. We have shattered lives.
We are always close to you. We are in each stranger's face.
We are the itch that humanity will scratch into an infected, pus filled open sore.
tl;dr
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not Forgive.
We do not Forget.
Expect us.
We are coming.

Swifty89 · #6 (**permalink**) 08-05-08, 03:50 PM

Curiosity peaks within your mind
Obsessed with the urge to uncover and find... The identity of the unknown, the meaning of US The power we gain from being Anonymous.

You'll never hear us coming, yet our presence is always felt Prying on opposers, watching their disbelief melt Marching in anonymity together as one Embracing the strength from the voice of none.

Refusing to adhere and support the cause Will result in elimination and the mourning of your loss We are invincible, we will never fail Each day we're in your internets corrupting your L.O.L.s

We're not known by names, rather the the attention we gain From the realization that only the unknown remain. With an identity you will eventually be found. The day will come when only Anonymous will walk the ground.

We will stop at nothing until we've achieved our goal Permanent destruction of the identification role. You, me, we...I am as you are Together we are united, stretching near and far.

Anything standing in our way, doesn't deserve to live We are void of human restraints taught to never forgive Answering the question of who we are is a must. We are anonymous, indeed. Therefore, Expect us.