Rules

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n. The fact that a girl can be persuaded to do pretty much anything when asked three times repetitively. This technique can be enhanced by a singular or collective "C'mon" by the asker and/or those surrounding.

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The rule of 4 and 9 is a general unspoken rule in the United States between drivers and cops. The basics is you don't get in trouble for going 4 or less over the speed limit and usually a warning if going 9 or less. 10 miles invokes fines if caught.

the exception is at the beginning or end of a month when the cops are trying to fill their ticket books

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a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men

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The people-rule that when a person brings up a subject during a conversation, that person is obligated to share the story or subject in question.

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When party A touches/feels/grabs/etc a body part of party B, party B has the right to touch/feel/grab/etc the same body part of party A.

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Never put anything smaller than your penis in your ear.

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Referring to road head, this is usually used in a sentence when someone is talking about a car ride with a girl. The rule of the road is when and if you give a girl a ride somewhere in your car and she gives you no money or gift, she must follow the rule of the road and give you road head.

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When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

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A demand for corroborative photographic evidence to support an unlikely, self-aggrandising or potentially embarrassing statement or claim.

The stock reply to any claim relating to females in F365 forums.

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