Sticky Biscuit

[Avec]

Originally Posted by Deanx

Can anyone enlighten me as to what a Blumpy is?

I googled blumpy and this is what it came up with..

**You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It involves having her sucking you off while you are on the shitter.**

[Bakerboo]

Originally Posted by pete8242

for all youz wimen who dont know what sticky biscuit is
come to round to my house
ive just purchased 5 packets of digestives
and have ran out of tea bags
and i need something to dunk them in
like white wine
from a furry cup

and if youz still dont know what sticky biscuit is you need shooting

lol well that's not the sticky biscuit game that I was talking about! That's just sticking biscuits in yer lady garden lol

Sticky biscuit is where a group of men (2 or more...) stand round a biscuit and the last one to harry monk on it has to eat the biscuit....

[Bakerboo]

Originally Posted by pete8242

erm
im havng disturbing mental images here

kid "mommy hve you seen my hamsters theyre not in their cage"

mom "hmpp gggghhh mmmmmmmm aaaaaa"

kid "mommy are you ok?"

mom "igggghh aarggg oooooo im fine dear im sure mmm gggrrtt ooaaaa theyve just popped out somewher and will be back in a bit"

kid "ok mommy thanks............by the way youve got a wheel sticking out your arse"

lol ok ok I feel I should just confirm that I have in fact not ever had a hamster in my bum (nor a hamster wheel)

[shell]

didnt understand that joke either pete

[shazzababie]

omg omg omg

sticky biscuit, blumping and felching all in one post ewwwwwwwwwww

ok do any of u know what seagulling is then ???

[Barwench]

erm nope (think i've lead a very sheltered life)

[wingnut]

never heard of it either

[pete8242]

Originally Posted by shazzababie

omg omg omg

sticky biscuit, blumping and felching all in one post ewwwwwwwwwww

ok do any of u know what seagulling is then ???

right im a pretty well travelled man
i have 2 points to raise
1 if your playing sticky biscuit bakerboo and its men wanking over a biscuit and the last one to shoot on it has to eat it
how can you play?
you have no penis
so i reckon you werent playing sticky biscuit
you just wandered into some weird shit
2 wtf is seagulling?
all they do is shit on my cabriolet hood

[Bakerboo]

firstly I wasn't participating in sticky biscuit lol... I don't have a dinkle - I was an observer!

secondly, seagulling has 3 definitions according to the tinterweb search I just did:

1. Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

2. When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

3. A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell.

nice.......

[pete8242]

right so now weve established that its pretty far flung weird sexual shit
lets raise the next question

how does our shazza know about it?