So that's who they are!

[Mischa]

I found this site and it's hilarious and for all those who equate a certain section of the community as Asda shoppers, well here's a few more to add:

NW England: Scally lad lads scallies scallys scal scalls scall scals
Scotland: Scheemy scheemy ned neds nedz drinkin Buckfast radj radjs kev kevs bams
NE England: Charvers charver chorea charvas charves charv charves chav chavs radgie radgies radgy radgys johnnos johnos jonnos
Ireland: Smiker smikers steek steeks spide spides nackers nacker knackers knacker styge styges stige stiges scanger scangers skanger skangers
Wales: Milly millys millies blads whapners
London/Essex: Kev kevs pikey pikie pikies pikeys rudeboys geezers geezas gazzas trevs barry barries barrys
Others: Townies towny townys gadge gadges gadgie gadgies gadgy gadgys trevs trevvs trev puffas puffa bam bams spide spides chor chors chorver chorvers chorber chorbers trendy trendies trendys barrys barries blads twoks twocks twokers twockers twoccas twokkas
Holland: Gabbers
Clothes: Tracksuit tracksuits tracky bottoms tops trackys trackies baseball cap caps trainers Rockport Adidas Reebok Classics Kappa Lacoste Nike Henri Lloyd Burberry Fred Perry
Regions: Leeds Liverpool Manchester Salford Ordsall Newcastle Hull Belfast Bradford Glasgow Preston Stoke Essex Birmingham Newport.
Developments: "Choth" - a charver who half dresses like a goth.
NED = "Non Educated Delinquent" or "Ne'er do well"?


Extract from Slang S

Scally, scallies n. (stereotype)
Name for a person who wears lots of sports clothes, often Adidas or Nike, and tend to hang out on streets drinking cider and usually likes to listen to dance music., The scally is a generalisation and usually a degrading word, often the scally isn't aware that they are one, of will at least not admit to it (usually they're not the sharpest tool in the box so probably wouldn't realise anyway.

In the mid-seventies a hardcore group of Liverpool supporters followed the team into and all over Europe. Along the way they stole and robbed from many sports goods stores. They brought these goods back to sell and wore them too. Hence the beginning of the `scally´ football fashion which began to spread nationwide in the very early eighties. Regional variations on the word to describe football supporters are easy to give: Manchester, Perry boys; SE, Casuals; Sheffield/ Yorkshire, Townies or Trendies. This most underrated of scenes eventually spliced into the warehouse party scene. The etymology of the word itself can be guessed at by looking at a word which covered the same meaning on Merseyside with an older generation. 'Buck´ or ``Bucko´ meant a young man who was wild and in trouble with the police for relatively petty offences. Its precise etymological history is Irish, brought over by the wave of immigrants into the area. The word is still used by Merseyside Police as a slang term to describe a young male offender of repute. This definition mirrors the meaning of `scally´. Which as a word again has Irish origins.

Charver, Chava adj.
'He's a right little Charva'. Used to describe group of youths usually described as 'townies' or 'kappa slappers' else where. Charvas typically wear things like Kappa tracksuits and Berghaus jackets, smoke Lambert and Butler cigarettes amongst other things, have hooped gold earrings, spit constantly and wear at least one gold sovereign ring (a gold band attached to the bottom of a gold sovereign coin) on each hand. Most people seem to grow out of 'charvadom' by their early twenties, although may still carry a few of the habits through to later life and will by then probably drive a souped-up XR2I, with blacked-out rear windows and a 5000 watt stereo system. Another trait common to the charva is a loud, slightly sarcastic, nasal laugh and slow 'can't really be bothered to talk' speech. Typical slang words that Charvas use are 'belta', 'mint' and 'waxa' all meaning good or great, with the prefix of 'pure' or 'total' this would mean really good (I couldn't be bothered to send separate entries for these words, sorry). The word charva has been in common use in the North East since the mid-nineties.

In current usage in Kent - primarily by teenagers as a term of abuse - as in "he's a right Chav." Describes someone who wears Reebok or Adidas trainers, gold jewellery and is likely to be a shop lifter. Girl Chavs wear big gold hoop earrings and like pop music (as opposed to rock, metal, grunge etc.) , Would be very interested to hear any feed back on this as this one word has made me feel like a very out of touch parent!! My daughter was bought an Adidas bag which she refused to use for fear of being called a "Chav". She then gave me the above description, and other teenagers I've asked have given the same with little variation.

What is even funnier are the rules of joining their forum:

RULES: UPDATED
(will be edited and modified as and when desired and applied or not at the administrator's discretion).

You must not post the telephone numbers and/or addresses of yourselves or people you know in the forum
You must be over 16 years old to use the forum. Users are forbidden from using the forum to invite contact of any sort with anyone under 16 years old.
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Discussion of "Big Brother", "I'm a Celebrity etc" and other such programming is a banable offence
Some posts may be edited, deleted or quoted out of context by the administrator
Membership may be edited, deleted or quoted out of context by the administrator
Members who post nothing but hateful messages will be deleted
Members who call the site administrators "cunts" should learn a little respect
You should expect: hypocrisy, poor spelling, bad grammar, swearing and violent/sexual imagery amongst the content (just like on Channel 5)
This is NOT a fucking music forum nor a games forum: there are too many sites for these things on the 'net already
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They sound like a bunch of fun loving individuals don't they ?!!!!! Anyone interested in joining here's the link: Scally Central | Scally Central home

[dazz69]

now there is no need to use such bad language i mean its jus not nice is it..if someone cannot speak without using swear words then it shows that they do not have the mental capacity to communicate in a civilised manner,....hmmm but foook it no 1 cares any more anyway

[Mischa]

Lol!! Bless 'em. Seriously though the forum is well worth a look just for the chuckle value.

[betty b]

Is it cause u came out as poison ivy that u have to give out links to other forums....i thought u have more sence than that, ur the one who keeps lieing to get back in why do u wanna do summert like that??

As ivy or mischa i think u have done some great thred starters and if u was this way the first time round(other than the link) am sure u wud not have got banned, but u all ways wanna be the victim and make out were horried people, yet thats twice u prove ur self to be a numb nuts mischa ivy, ur a spammer.

[Mischa]

I'm not a spammer!!! I found that forum purely by chance and found their rules hilarious hence giving the link. They don't allow games, chatting about reality programmes - do you honestly think I'd enjoy being a member on such a forum ???!!!

Thank you for the compliment regarding thread starters - I'll ignore the rest 'cos I don't want to start any petty arguing.

I could quite easily have denied who I was but I openly admitted when asked.

So it's up to you guys whether you want to play with your toys nicely now or keep throwing them outta the pram - 'cos this time I'm not going to pick them up - so there !!!

[betty b]

Thank you for the compliment regarding thread starters - I'll ignore the rest 'cos I don't want to start any petty arguing.


see im not gunna do that, am just shocked that u just didnt leave it at copy and paste .... but u had to do the link as well!!!..

Like i say lets be mates life is too short to bitch...and im way to lazey to be honest with ya.

[Mischa]

Me too Betty, I'm getting too old for hassle - btw I mean it - thank you for taking on my 2 little guys - they are beautiful.

One thing I have discovered about P3tz as I am a member on the site - any babies hatched via eggs will ALWAYS be the identical creature to the mother - so any males/father named won't. So as your unicorns are both fellas - no-one else will have have another baby unicorn which is a shame. Plus of as you can see Woc has 'disabled' the 'create a pet' which gives a member the choice to pick whichever creature they want. This is the only forum with the P3tz I've seen that done - he's mean he is !!!

[betty b]

so if u new i got the unicorns, why didnt u give me all the credits u had so i cud feed um and it wernt like u cud use them... so if u get banned again gis um.

[Mischa]

'Cos you turned down my offer silly! I offered you the 200 credits a day for ONE unicorn and asked if another member could look after the other and asked when you'd be going away but you never told me.

I've just had a thought - I'd be more than happy to change my name back to just 'Ivy' - but can't seem to do it in my profile. I'll change my avatar as well - got such a lovely one but it's a bit big for here as woc only allows 80x80 - even if I change the size in photobucket - I can't upload from there as I tried it before.

I don't want to 'hide' as someone said - I want a clean slate - no more tiffs just be chat buddies here.

[pete8242]

if mischa is really poison ivy
do i still get the nuddy pictures poison ivy promised to send me?