omg im so embarassed! !!

[betty b]

freakys a geek.

Originally Posted by shazzababie

tell the truth Freaky.... u googled that didnt ya ...pmsl !!!

who me?.........

nah......... i'm a freaky geeky!

[pete8242]

if any lass is gonna stick her digit up my rusty sheriffs badge
she had better cut her nails and take any rings off
possibly even her watch or bangles

[littleguru]

oh betty what a hoot! My hat's off to ya luv! Don't fall for the the humming trick again. I guess it could be worse. You might have to testify in court against the thief.

[Swifty89]

...........mexico

[Avec]

Originally Posted by betty b

ok, so heres the thing, i went to an ann summers party few weeks ago, well the rep ran off with the money and id been trying to contact her well today she hung up the phone, i have reported her to ann summers and rang the police, well this hunky copper is coming round to take my details...
Omg i have to tell him what i orderd and to what amount, i wanna crawl under a rock and die.
Im glad im not the other lass who orderd kinky bondage stuff... id cry.

Its worse cause we train police dogs and if the copper we work with finds out some one stole my dildo money.... omg omg omg... the piss been taken wudnt be the start...

ofgg why didnt i keep my mouth shut.

Hahahaha.
Poor you betty. Sorry I can't stop laughing.
So what happened in the end?

[betty b]

It turns out ann summers has to report her... but the bloody copper made me tell him every thing b4 telling me, am pleased i gave him summert to laugh over his tea on a cold night on the beat.

[betty b]

Originally Posted by littleguru

oh betty what a hoot! My hat's off to ya luv! Don't fall for the the humming trick again. I guess it could be worse. You might have to testify in court against the thief.

I wud if i had to... silly cow whats worse steeling the dildo or the having it stolen??
Nxt time im just off to the shop.

[Deanx]

Betty Babes dont panic.

Once ive finished bleaching it im gonna send you my rampant rabbit wave.

Hours of fun.

[betty b]

hahha only you .. xxx ty id sooner have u tho dean.. i can take mins instead of hours. xx