omg im so embarassed! !!

[betty b]

ok, so heres the thing, i went to an ann summers party few weeks ago, well the rep ran off with the money and id been trying to contact her well today she hung up the phone, i have reported her to ann summers and rang the police, well this hunky copper is coming round to take my details...
Omg i have to tell him what i orderd and to what amount, i wanna crawl under a rock and die.
Im glad im not the other lass who orderd kinky bondage stuff... id cry.

Its worse cause we train police dogs and if the copper we work with finds out some one stole my dildo money.... omg omg omg... the piss been taken wudnt be the start...

ofgg why didnt i keep my mouth shut.

[emmski]

maybe he can sub you his truncheon
just until they catch the theif
failing that you can borrow petes flask

[shazzababie]

let that be a lesson to you for wanting to become a dildo using porn star...leave it to the (s)experts pmsl

omg betty i would die of embarassment lol

Haaa so funny......!!!!

[julie]

omg betty i wud die with shame lol i wud want my money back but dont think i wud be able to go to the police lmao

[betty b]

I was a little red faced to say the leest, i had to ring the police because she wud keep ripping people off other wise.

Fook it nxt time i want owt i will take a trip into the shop 4 the skinng lasses to judge me than risk the coppers again.

Alls i can do tho is pray tony our copper aint working for a few days till it passes by.

just to get the humour am up against, tony asked me after dropping dave off from dog training one day, can i humm i said why? he said well can ya i said course i can humm he said show me how u humm so i showed him he laughed and got back in the van and drove off.I thought nothing more ov it. .... I asked dave whats it mean.... well it means if u humm dureing a blowjob its ment to tickle the willy.... and 4 some reason i was the only one to fall 4 it again....
So i really do pray he dont find out.

what's the reward if i track down your dildo???

[betty b]

ill let you keep it.... just 4 the laugh factor. xxx pmsl freaky buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzin

Originally Posted by betty b

ill let you keep it.... just 4 the laugh factor. xxx pmsl freaky buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzin

hmmmm, so i can keep it? trying to think of a use for it? maybe it could replace the wobbly leg on the coffee table? lmao

so what one did you buy?