Agony Aunt Shell Please Feel Free To Ask Anything, Only If You Want A Truthful Answer

[Bakerboo]

Originally Posted by shazzababie

Dear Agony Aunt Shell

Please help me ... my life is shit... i'm 41, fat and ugly, i hate my job and I am skint until payday... the weather is great and do i get a chance to lie outside..do i hell cos i have to go to a cackhole called work where my boss will no doubt piss me off in the first 5 mins. I also am deformed due to surgery on my leg ffs

I have tried all the usual things like buying lottery tickets so I can retire and get liposuction and plastic surgery but i havent won anything yet...

Even my so called mates keep nicking my highscores in the arcade sob !!

Your advice would be appreciated

Shazza xxxx

ohhhhhh tart face pmsl.... I hope Agony Aunt Shell has a lotta time on her hands to sort out all these problems.... sorry to hear about the recent spate of highscore theft in the arcade - dirty stealers eh... couldn't be like it meself

[cashmere]

Why are women so boring,serious and unadventious and laugh at the most pathetic jokes.

Why is it most women never offer to buy a drink if out on a date.

Why do women constantly lie in order to get there way.

[shell]

Originally Posted by cashmere

Why are women so boring,serious and unadventious and laugh at the most pathetic jokes.

Why is it most women never offer to buy a drink if out on a date.

Why do women constantly lie in order to get there way.

You have a low opinion of women, what on earth did your mother do to you?
Most women worth their salt will buy a round in, we do hate to feel beholding,
I only ever lie about how many lovers ive had
Look within your self, as soon as you change you will attract the same

[cashmere]

Originally Posted by shell

You have a low opinion of women, what on earth did your mother do to you?
Most women worth their salt will buy a round in, we do hate to feel beholding,
I only ever lie about how many lovers ive had
Look within your self, as soon as you change you will attract the same

Its nothing to do with opinion Shell,its to do with most women, wouldn't buy you a drink.

There tighter at opening there purses then they are at dropping there knickers,thats if there wearing any to begin with.

I want to come onto this site and boast about how you lovely creatures are transforming my life making me happy and making an honest man of me.

But up to now i'am still tucked up at night with teddy.

[Sweetpea]

you truly have a low opinion of women in general, i have to agree with Shell. I don't know with what kind of women have associated yrself with but most women i know is not like that. What we do guard ourself against is rude, obnoxious drivel and therefore we will first make sure that we are talking to a good guy. If u not happy and honest to start off with, u have no hope to catch the right kind of woman for u.

[cashmere]

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

you truly have a low opinion of women in general, i have to agree with Shell. I don't know with what kind of women have associated yrself with but most women i know is not like that. What we do guard ourself against is rude, obnoxious drivel and therefore we will first make sure that we are talking to a good guy. If u not happy and honest to start off with, u have no hope to catch the right kind of woman for u.

How many women have you been out with to formulate your generalisations.

I've just spent two months being given the runaround by what i can only describe as a bunch of self opinionated old hags acting like they are about to lose there virginitys again.

I've yet to meet anyone who i could describe as normal,but please don't let me stop you defending the virtues of the insane,carry on if it helps keep your false teeth in the looking glass and your halo from stoping your wig from flying off.

Anyway how are you keeping,have you took your lion for a walk recently.

[sultry]

Originally Posted by cashmere

How many women have you been out with to formulate your generalisations.

I've just spent two months being given the runaround by what i can only describe as a bunch of self opinionated old hags acting like they are about to lose there virginitys again.

I've yet to meet anyone who i could describe as normal,but please don't let me stop you defending the virtues of the insane,carry on if it helps keep your false teeth in the looking glass and your halo from stoping your wig from flying off.

Anyway how are you keeping,have you took your lion for a walk recently.

is some of these ur chat up lines? lol...your a sweet talking charmer lmao...

[cashmere]

Originally Posted by sultry

is some of these ur chat up lines? lol...your a sweet talking charmer lmao...

I'am glad someones talking Sultry,its Shell's thread and she doesn't even bother answering anyone.All i can think is she must have a good sex life or shes into watching folk,I think they call it a voyer.

[sultry]

lol im always talking..im female after all lmao

[cashmere]

Originally Posted by sultry

lol im always talking..im female after all lmao

You forgot to add beautiful as well.