Agony Aunt Shell Please Feel Free To Ask Anything, Only If You Want A Truthful Answer

[Bakerboo]

with all the other crap that goes into kebabs, I'm surprised you'd be worried about a pube.... lol

[pete8242]

Originally Posted by Bakerboo

with all the other crap that goes into kebabs, I'm surprised you'd be worried about a pube.... lol

yer but im usually pished out my tiny mind when i order a kebab

id only need like 6 or 7 pints to do someone from bristol

right im running
im dead for that post

[shazzababie]

pmsl...........

[betty b]

help i have morning breath.

[nattybatty]

pmsl @ morning breath xxx

[Bakerboo]

Originally Posted by pete8242

yer but im usually pished out my tiny mind when i order a kebab

id only need like 6 or 7 pints to do someone from bristol

right im running
im dead for that post

no need - that's an improvement on the usual 10 pints.....

[pete8242]

Originally Posted by Bakerboo

no need - that's an improvement on the usual 10 pints.....

im a cheap night out tho
1 pint im anybodys
2 pints im everybodys
3 pints im just a body

[betty b]

lol, wahooo daves in then. he likes bodys, male ones at that.

[theresa]

kebabs are ok but can i ask something pete 8242 what is with ure signature a dog is for life bla bla do your kebab house use dogs or are you just used to one ?

[shazzababie]

Dear Agony Aunt Shell

Please help me ... my life is shit... i'm 41, fat and ugly, i hate my job and I am skint until payday... the weather is great and do i get a chance to lie outside..do i hell cos i have to go to a cackhole called work where my boss will no doubt piss me off in the first 5 mins. I also am deformed due to surgery on my leg ffs

I have tried all the usual things like buying lottery tickets so I can retire and get liposuction and plastic surgery but i havent won anything yet...

Even my so called mates keep nicking my highscores in the arcade sob !!

Your advice would be appreciated

Shazza xxxx