Agony Aunt Shell Please Feel Free To Ask Anything, Only If You Want A Truthful Answer

shell · #1 (**permalink**) 05-07-08, 11:10 PM

Im wanting to offer my services................anything you are unsure of or need advice please leave a post here, im a woman of the world, and would love to help .................Please dont ask if you will be easily offended, or actually take heed on my advice to you and yours..............................

pete8242 · #2 (**permalink**) 06-07-08, 12:28 AM

I want your body will u help me get in your pants.?

sukisue · #3 (**permalink**) 06-07-08, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by shell

Im wanting to offer my services................anything you are unsure of or need advice please leave a post here, im a woman of the world, and would love to help .................Please dont ask if you will be easily offended, or actually take heed on my advice to you and yours..............................

just popped in to see wats wat and saw the reply from pete ha ha ha very funny but im okay im also a woman of the world lol

pete8242 · #4 (**permalink**) 06-07-08, 12:52 AM

I dont want your granny pants unless they have been warn.

shell · #5 (**permalink**) 08-07-08, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pete8242

I dont want your granny pants unless they have been warn.

May i firstly appologise i knew i had posted this thread somewhere but couldnt find it, ,
Any way im here,
Pete in reference to your question, a big bottle of lambrini and a Kebab usually does the trick!!!

shazzababie · #6 (**permalink**) 08-07-08, 09:38 AM

how does that work then Shell babes pmsl

pete8242 · #7 (**permalink**) 08-07-08, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shell

May i firstly appologise i knew i had posted this thread somewhere but couldnt find it, ,
Any way im here,
Pete in reference to your question, a big bottle of lambrini and a Kebab usually does the trick!!!

that just sounds wrong
i mention "in your pants"
you mention "kebab"

p.s.
whers your nearest offy?
lmfao