Canny Advertising !!!

How to Advertise your business!!!

Plumber:
"We repair what your husband Fixed."

Seen on the trucks of a local plumbing company
"Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber."

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"

On Maternity Room Door:
"Push, Push, Push."

At an Optometrists Office
"If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Butchers window:
"Let me meat your needs."

In a Veterinarians waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay! "

On the door of a Computer Store:
"Out for a quick byte."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."

Inside a Bowling Alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a counsellors office:
"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."