This made me laugh

jazzy · #1 (**permalink**) 07-05-08, 06:52 PM

An Oirish Story.

An Irishman goes
to the Doctor with botty problems...

'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd
loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a
look.

'Incredible'he says, 'there is a £20
note lodged up here.'

Tentatively
he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears

'This
is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to
do?'

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks
the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears,
and another and another and another, etc.....

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter.
Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?'

The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says
'£1,990
exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman

'I knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'

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