This is a goody lol

[tash147]

New Drink

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few

drinks.While they're sitting there having a good time together she

starts talking about this really great new drink.The more she talks

about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her

boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The

bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt

shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the

shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the

lime juice.'

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He

thinks - this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it . in one second the

sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at

three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.This triggers his

gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his

girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.

She smiles widely at him and says, 'So, how did you like it? It's

called 'Blow Job's Revenge.''………………..

[shazzababie]

pmsl...i've actually drunk one of those for a bet ... its disgusting it turns into a texture like cottage cheese with chunks ewwww but i did get free drink the rest of the night for it .... its real name is a mudslide pmsl ..

[Deanx]

I dont know what you moan about all the time.

It aint as if you taste like a peach but do we men moan when we perform our marital duties.

[Avec]

Originally Posted by tash147

New Drink

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few

drinks.While they're sitting there having a good time together she

starts talking about this really great new drink.The more she talks

about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her

boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The

bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt

shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the

shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the

lime juice.'

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He

thinks - this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it . in one second the

sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at

three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.This triggers his

gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his

girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.

She smiles widely at him and says, 'So, how did you like it? It's

called 'Blow Job's Revenge.''………………..

omg I like it...

[wildflower]

Originally Posted by Deanx

I dont know what you moan about all the time.

It aint as if you taste like a peach but do we men moan when we perform our marital duties.

for this reason dean i have developed a mint the size of a pin head. you pop it into your mouth b4 ur marital duties and she will have a minty fresh tongue-ing.
I call them MUFF MINTS

[jaydee]

that is brilliant pmsl

[shazzababie]

Originally Posted by wildflower

for this reason dean i have developed a mint the size of a pin head. you pop it into your mouth b4 ur marital duties and she will have a minty fresh tongue-ing.
I call them MUFF MINTS

MUFF MINTS LMAO !!!

[pac_man32]

sounds like ti would make you puke big time