The poor bird!

[Gemma]

I woke up early one morning
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
PercheD on my window sill
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun
It seemed his very trilling
brought up the morning sun
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowy out of bed
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head!!

Trust me i have never done this! Funny tho xx

[sky]

lol I wouldn't have shut it slowly, I'd have slamed it down and decapitated the damn thing. I HATE birds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bakerboo]

Originally Posted by Gemma

I woke up early one morning
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
PercheD on my window sill
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun
It seemed his very trilling
brought up the morning sun
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowy out of bed
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head!!

Trust me i have never done this! Funny tho xx

you might have done it on one of your legendary "7 bottles" nights... and just aren't able to mebeba it....