Are You Over The Hill? You may be headed that way if... • You and your teeth don't sleep together. • You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discoveryou aren't wearing any. • At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're noteating cereal. • Your back goes out, but you stay home. • You wake up looking like your driver's license photo. • It takes two tries to get up from the couch. • When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio. • When happy hour is a nap. • When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your moneydoes. • When you say something to your kids that your mother said to youand you always hated it. • When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of yourage. • When you step off the curb and look down one more time to make surethe street is still there. • Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. • It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. • Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer. • Your address book has mostly names that start with 'Dr'. • You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. • The pharmacist has become your new best friend. • Getting 'lucky' means you found your car in the parking lot. • The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on yourbifocals. • It takes twice as long to look half as good. • Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. • You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on yourhead the whole time. • You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there. • You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good. • You seem to have more patience, but it is actually that you justdon't care anymore. • You finally get your head together and your body starts fallingapart. • You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't evenremember being on top of it. ------------------------------------
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