another funny one

[SLMCAFAC]

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
midnight. While en route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a
witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to
catch her in the act. For $100, the cabbie agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the
bedroom. he husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and
there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I
inherited money.

He paid for the Corvette I gave you, and for our new Mercedes Benz
convertible. He paid for your Oilers's season tickets and your Eskimos'
season tickets. He paid for our lake front house at Sylvan Lake, and
our cottages in Kelowna and Canmore. He paid for our speed boat, and
your country club membership, and he even pays your monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'

The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before
he catches a cold.'

[laura2042009]

lol brill