ols rooster but smart

[SLMCAFAC]

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Ok old fart, it is time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me, can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it, you are washed up, and I am taking over!"
The old rooster says,"I tell you what, young stud, I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You
know you don't stand a chance old man, so to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running and about 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting is his usual spot on the front porch, when he sees the roosters running by.
The old rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The farmer grabs his shotgun and BOOM he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and mutters, "Dang it, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."

Moral: Don't mess with the OLD FARTS......age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!

[laura2042009]

it's a ok joke:idea

[starstruck]

Yeah i like that one ....pmsl....and its true

[pac_man32]

well done !!