nuts

[scooby75]

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands the driver another handful of peanuts.

When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks her "Why don't you eat the peanuts?"

"We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replied.

"We just love the chocolate around them."

[wildflower]

yul lol have heard simmilar one but still yuk

[jazzy]

ewwwwwwww minging lol xxx

[bonky]

Originally Posted by jazzy

ewwwwwwww minging lol xxx

mmmm that gives me an idea lmao

[sukisue]

Originally Posted by scooby75

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands the driver another handful of peanuts.

When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks her "Why don't you eat the peanuts?"

"We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replied.

"We just love the chocolate around them."

im an old age pensioner but would you please call me a mature sexy woman instead cus i object to o.a.p thank you . (not the type of o.a.p at all ) ever.

[bonky]

Originally Posted by sukisue

im an old age pensioner but would you please call me a mature sexy woman instead cus i object to o.a.p thank you . (not the type of o.a.p at all ) ever.

you an old o.a.p sukitsue i would never had guessed

[sultry]

erm pot calling the kettle black springs to mind bonky lmao

[bonky]

Originally Posted by sultry

erm pot calling the kettle black springs to mind bonky lmao

hey ya cheeky sod

[SLMCAFAC]

heard it before but still funny