Ryanair

paddy flying ryanair into mcr
the plane gets into trouble so he calls the tower and says
help.... easter sunday, pancake tuesday, boxing day!!!!
A voice comes back and says paddy the word u r looking for is
fcukin MAYDAY!!!
(courtsey of one of our resident irish bints honey pmsl)


Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has broken his leg.
'Me feet are freezin!' Paddy says. 'Would you mind nippin upstairs and get my slippers for me?'
'No bother.' says Murphy. And runs upstairs.
Paddy's two stunning, 19 year old twin daughters are sitting upstairs on the bed when Murphy gets up there.
'Hello girls. Your dad sent me upstairs to make love to you both.' says Murphy.
'F**k off ya liar!' reply the girls.
'I'll prove it to you then!' retorts Murphy.
So, Murphy shouts down the stairs to Paddy 'Both of them Pat?'
And Paddy replies..... 'Of course! Whats the use of f**kin one?!?!?!?!'

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lmao I heard that oneages ago and it still made me laugh. nice one verity