lmao

[Natz]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses and stops breathing. The other pulls out his mobile and dials 999. He gasps: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator says: 'Calm down-I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' Silence, then the sound of a gunshot. The hunter comes back on the line: 'Ok- now what?'

[donnauk00]

Is that another paddy hehe