dwarf
a dwarf goes into a chemist and asks if he can buy the 4ft durex on display chemist says no ..dwarf offers 80 quid which chemist takes ..dwarf then slides the durex over his head n down his body and asks chemist wot do i look like ? chemist replies you look like a big prick ,,dwarf says thank fuck for that am sick of being called a little cunt .
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life is like a shit sandwich ..the more bread u got the less shit u have 2 eat
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