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A GUY IN HOSPITAL KEEPS SHITING THE BED. A NURSE SAYS TO HIM "IF YOU DONT SOIL THE BED TONIGHT I'LL BUY YOU A BOX OF CIGARS". SO HE AGREES. LYING IN BED THAT NIGHT HE FEELS A TURD COMING SO HE PANICS, HE PUTS HIS HAND DOWN GRABS IT AN ROLLS IT INTO TINY BALLS AN FLICKS IT ALL OVER THE WARD. THE NEXT DAY THE NURSE COMES ROUND AN NOTICES THAT HE DIDNT SOIL THE BED SO GIVES HIM THE CIGARS. AFTER A WHILE HE GET SICK OF THEM AN ASKS EVERYBODY IN THE WARD WOULD THEY LIKE A CIGAR. ONE MAN LOOKS HORRIFIED AND SAYS "IF THERE ANYTHING LIKE YOUR MALTESSERS YOU CAN KEEP BLOODY WELL KEEP THEM .
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