This ones for pete

[gizmo26]

Women eh?
Boobjobs,nosejobs,
Teeth bleaching,tummy tucks,liposuction,
colonic irrigation,botox,pierced ears,pierced nipples,
pierced bellies,pierced clits,eyebrows plucked,
bikini wax,armpits shaved,legs waxed,
lips tattooed,tits tattooed,arms tattooed,legs tattooed
lenghty diets,strenuous exercise.....................
And then they refuse to take it up the bum
'coz it hurts!'

[pete8242]

i love gizmo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and to top it all off they now "bleach" their arseholes
to make it more attractive and clean looking
for what tho
were still not allowed to touch it
pmfsl

[gizmo26]

Glad you liked it pete always aim to please!lol xx

[pete8242]

Originally Posted by gizmo26

Glad you liked it pete always aim to please!lol xx

i always aim to ......................
but it only ends up with a slap and me in the doghouse for a week
pmfsl

[gizmo26]

I meant me!I always aim to please......doh!