few jokes

a women sees a sign outside a pet shop saying,clitoris-lickin"frog, £50"
she goes in and says " id like to see the clitoris -lickin frog
the bloke behind the counter says
"bonjour"


when do boys usually ask for girls hand?
when they get bored by theirs!


what does a nine volt battery and ure girlfriends arsehole have in common
you know its wrong , but sooner or later you ll touch both of them with ure tongue

thought the lads would like the last one eeewwwwwwwwwww lol

[emmski]

lmfao ruth
i seriously hope that never happens to me
but as they say
one slip of the tongue and your in deep shit

p.s. its pete posting not her lmao

was gonna say i sincerely hope it wasnt emm postin u nutter thatd have been too much info hehe

[jazzy]

very funny ruth lol xxxxx

Originally Posted by ruth{efu}

a women sees a sign outside a pet shop saying,clitoris-lickin"frog, £50"
she goes in and says " id like to see the clitoris -lickin frog
the bloke behind the counter says
"bonjour"


when do boys usually ask for girls hand?
when they get bored by theirs!


what does a nine volt battery and ure girlfriends arsehole have in common
you know its wrong , but sooner or later you ll touch both of them with ure tongue

thought the lads would like the last one eeewwwwwwwwwww lol

Lol, well done hun, u know I like a good joke..........shame those were crap really isnt it.......... just kidding hehehehe bring em on need a giggle!!!!

lol ewww to the last 1

hahah ruth u nutter xxxxx