Gettin T' Bike Fettled

A wus heven a bit e bother wid me motor-bike, see A went te this garage et Mearyport, end A axed't big chap wot does them up, if e cud put it reed fer es, so e sed, 'Bring it in, hend A'l ev a luk et it.'
A tuk it in, hends e laked aboot wid a big spanner ont ingin, hend cudn't git a nut lowse oft big end, er so e said. Weel, efter clarten on fer aboot quarter ev e noor, he sed, 'The's only ya way for thee tee due hend that is, tek it te Silleth int mornin, end A wud say we'll e the back on't road before t'week's ott.'
A sed, 'Hoo cum, is ther a better fellar theer wo does bikes up?' Heses, 'No, but if thoo drives yance doon yon main street in Silleth, thoo'l shak this tite nut lowse on yon cobbles, then if thoo comes back here, aal be able te git on wid t'job, thoo sees.'

[starstruck]

like that one ..lol

tat's ef ecan wok a'fer t'reeck!!! lol