Silly Billy!!!

An eccentric young boy, name of Billy
Got his kicks tying strings round his willie.
But one fateful night,
He tied them too tight,
And since then he's known only as "Millie".

haha childish but oh so funny, reminds me of when i was a kid,
we used to say all of these in the playground
uncle billy had a ten foot willy
he showed it to the girl next door
she thought it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake
and now its six foot four

aye your right there...i remember the 2nd one from school but i like the first one better haha.

Ouch! Made me cross my legs in pain and I'm a female! lol on this one