i'm like a weak bird

[pete8242]

its a collection of similies

im like a dog with two dicks
every time a bitch walks past my tail wags like the wings of a bird
horny yet drooling
etc etc etc

very lovely. very thotful. sorry to hear about kid sis. I am sure the two of you will be close always. Watch out for her tho. My brothers's friend is blind and he is the best at practical jokes! Even tho he can not see the physical aspects of them, he can image what happened and laffs just the same!! Lil minx... he taught me well! Just ask my bro! Between the two of us, he never had a chance. You and your sister can do some really kwl things too! Sight unseen!