Things you simply must do in Tesco

[sky]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

05. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

06. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

07. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

08. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

09. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"

And last but not least:

10. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

[chodder]

lol will try those out the next time i go shopping


Grrrrrrrrr this is bar

[Barwench]

I concur with what i said up there when i was under chodders name, but now i'm under my name and still mean what i said up there, well having said that i think i will go lay down and douse myself in cold water and think about the drivel i'm posting

[shazzababie]

lol Sky ...pmsl Bar.... i think ur brain is done in with all that hot love u and chods are having just now !!!... bless ya babes xxx

[loopychops]

why stop with tescos - do it in all of them i say

[pete8242]

last chicken in sainsburys
lmfao

[sultry]

chuckle chuckle