poems about woccers!!!!

[sultry]

think of someone in here...anyone...and write a wee poem just for them, like an ode..


PETEY PIE....

petey pie makes loads of noise
tho when he is good
he gets his toys
petey pie is such fun
if i catch him
i ll smack his bum!!

lol

[shazzababie]

very gd hun xxx

[Mischa]

Shazza's the name
Is footy her game?
She looks like old Gazza
Her names near the same
And with all that blonde hair
You can't see if she's there!

[Bakerboo]

There was a woc chatter named snoo
Who once upon a time was quite new
But now he's a reg
He's got a big head
And he keeps leaving skidders in the loo

[Bakerboo]

I once knew a little man named tate
The swine never asked me for a date
He calls me the dude
Which I think is quite rude
But I'll forgive him because he's my mate!

[Mischa]

Ode to THE WOC

He goes by the name of Herr Woc
Got a face like an old cuckoo clock
They all think he just ace
Cos he's the boss of this place
But he's mean and he's cruel to his pet
Yet can afford to buy all of the best
It's to hell he'll end up on his face!

[pete8242]

there once was a vixen called honey
who would do anything for some money
she heard the scots keep it in their sock
but his were stuffed with his......rooster
cheques in the post love im not being funny

[shazzababie]

There once was a woccer called Boo
Who liked to be slapped with a shoe
She turned straight men gay
Nearly everyday
Aint she a silly old moo !!!!

[sultry]

lol these are class lmao... keep them coming!! lol x

[Mischa]

Ode to BettyB

BettyB now who is she?
Just someone else on here
But is she - she?
No, BettyB's a he !!!