Stupid baby names (don't follow this example emm & pete

[sky]

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

hahaha wonder what his nickname would be

[shell]

hhhahahaha well funny

[shazzababie]

poor baby

hahaha very good

An American Indian boy goes up to his mother and says, "Mother why are you called Rising Sun?". The mother replies, "Well when I was born my father walked out of the wig-wam and the first thing he saw was the rising sun." "Oh", says the boy, "So my father is called Hunting Eagle because his father saw a hunting eagle?". "Yes," replies the mother, "Now come on its time for bed Two Dogs Shagging!"

[jazzy]

lmao both funny

lol good one

hahah very funny

yeh both got a smile